~Levans

If I were a month, I would be: December

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday

If I were a time of day, I would be: 2:03 am

If I were a planet, I would be: Saturn

If I were a sea animal, I would be: Shark. I'm gonna eat you.

If I were a direction, I would be: South.

If I were a piece of furniture: Desk

If I were a historical figure I would be: MLK (my personal favorite home skillet biscuit.)

If I were a liquid, I would be: Whiskey. I'm so hc.

If I were a stone, I would be: A rock

If I were a tree, I would be: Cherry Blossom

If I were a bird, I would be: Eagle

If I were a tool, I would be: Screwdriver, cause I like to screw things.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Tulip

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Rain

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Cerberus

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: The Tamberine

If I were an animal, I would be: A dog. Woof.

If I were a color, I would be: Green

If I were an emotion, I would be: Awesome

If I were a vegetable, I would be: Broccoli

If I were a sound, I would be: Snoring

If I were an element, I would be: Fire

If I were a car, I would be: A Jetta

If I were a song, I would be: Closer, NIN

If I were a movie, I would be: Fight Club

If I were a book, I would be written by: Dean Koontz

If I were a food, I would be: A ho ho

If I were a place, I would be: Jamaica

If I were a taste, I would be: Spicy something.

If I were a scent, I would be: Cinnamon

If I were a word, I would be: Awesome

If I were a body part, I would be: Eyes

If I were a facial expression, I would be: WTF?!

If I were a subject in school, I would be: History

If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Schnitzel- Chowder

If I were a number, I would be: 16

If I were an item of clothing, I would be: Jacket

If I were a piece of jewelery, I would be: A dirty piercing

If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: Belt

Here is a Jessica rant:
Thought someone might enjoy it.

Me: Tell me why the new Mac Notebooks suck?

Jessica:
Their thinness inhibit cooling thus reducing performance, you cannot replace the battery pack manually, the solid state hard drive option is waaaaaayyy expensive, the spinning disk drive option is cheap but can't store data worth crap, the processor is slower than that of it's desktop equipment, it is easily breakable, without additional cooling the system may hang or crash, under-clocking is necessary to sustain a sufficient amount of battery life, the RAM has a slow interface speed, and the price to performance ratio sucks.

It has integrated graphics, meaning it can't game worth garbage, it has no GPU which is required in almost every newer game, this laptop is made for word processing on the fly, dual core style, which is completely overkill for the processes it is able to run along with the RAM being totally overkill. ITunes and wordprocessor and small time apps like that will run on this Mac but thats about it. Any games and it will die, unless 20fps and CSS is acceptable! Lol, nope it ain't you would probably have a seziure...
i can't even stand 28!!!
Yea integrated graphics are bad but a GMA X3100????? Come on for the price of this laptop they should at least have non integrated 7 series (nvidia standards) equivalent card.... seriously it is pathetic...

Me: I love you.

It is very painful


to be far away from what you love.

Within the bible there are many double entendres, gender role reversals, and even gay couples. Christians and Catholics, as a rule of thumb do not highlight these areas. Some of the most popular gay couples in the bible are David and Saul, and Jonathan and David. The sexual undertones are not including in the English translation. The translation has been made to fit the times, and at times, to condemn homosexuality. Also, in other parts of the bible, there are stories that portray gender reversal. An example of this would be Jonathan and his sister. While his sister became more tomboyish Jonathan became more effeminate, staying home rather then fighting. Commonly, students learn about the great Dictator of Rome, Caesar. What is not commonly taught is that Caesar took a gay lover, Nicomedes. If this were taught in schools, a gay male would grow up with a stronger sense of identity; ready to embrace himself rather then shun a part of himself he is unable to change. With a role model, such as the strong and powerful Caesar, it would be easier to relate and accept oneself. The stereotypical gay male is portrayed as feminine, and although that may be in some cases, what society chooses to ignore are such things like the “Sacred Band,’ a fierce band of homosexual warriors. The Sacred Band of Thebes was a troop of picked soldiers, numbering 150 pederastic couples, which formed the elite force of the Theban army in the 4th century BC. Strong homosexual role models such as these would play a crucial part in the devoloping of an idenity. Our culture, and its blantant disregard of gay role models prevents a gay male from gaining understading of himself. Often rather then not, you’ll find a heterosexual couple within a fairytale. There are, of course the lesser known tales about homosexual couples. According to Greek traditions Laius, father of Oedipus was the ‘inventor’ of homosexuality. Poseidon was the first god to love a man. These things are generally left out of school lession plans when teaching about mythology. Homosexuals do not have fairytale heroes to fall back on. There knights are all straight simply because they are not taught otherwise.