Here is a Jessica rant:
Thought someone might enjoy it.

Me: Tell me why the new Mac Notebooks suck?

Jessica:
Their thinness inhibit cooling thus reducing performance, you cannot replace the battery pack manually, the solid state hard drive option is waaaaaayyy expensive, the spinning disk drive option is cheap but can't store data worth crap, the processor is slower than that of it's desktop equipment, it is easily breakable, without additional cooling the system may hang or crash, under-clocking is necessary to sustain a sufficient amount of battery life, the RAM has a slow interface speed, and the price to performance ratio sucks.

It has integrated graphics, meaning it can't game worth garbage, it has no GPU which is required in almost every newer game, this laptop is made for word processing on the fly, dual core style, which is completely overkill for the processes it is able to run along with the RAM being totally overkill. ITunes and wordprocessor and small time apps like that will run on this Mac but thats about it. Any games and it will die, unless 20fps and CSS is acceptable! Lol, nope it ain't you would probably have a seziure...
i can't even stand 28!!!
Yea integrated graphics are bad but a GMA X3100????? Come on for the price of this laptop they should at least have non integrated 7 series (nvidia standards) equivalent card.... seriously it is pathetic...

Me: I love you.